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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The Help Haiti Didn't Receive

My first column as a new Community Columnist for the
Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:

http://www.jsonline.com/news/opinion/83291237.html

Suffix, please!

Like the late, great George Carlin, I believe words are just words and they only have the power we give them but, in the interest of racial harmony and because I believe the "N" word is more often implied than stated, I suggest we substitute the word "suffix" for the "N" word.

For instance:"This will not be tolerated, suffix."

"We're trying to run a business here, suffix."

"I hate suffixes and I hate flies. The more I meet suffixes, the more I like flies."

And, of course, there's that old caucasian spiritual, "Too busy thinking about my suffixes, ain't got time for nothing else." (Sing along if you know the words).

But, again in the interest of racial harmony, we can agree to disagree. Ya'll still my suffixes.

Blackplush

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The Help Haiti Didn't Receive

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