Greta and Sarah's Excellent Adventure

I was channel surfing when I happened upon Greta Van Susteran's Excellent Adventure in Alaska. As I watched her pal around with Sarah Palin's clan at their rustic chateau in slack jawed amazement, I thought I had stumbled upon a lost episode of the Roseanne show on Nick at Night. And, Lord help me, if I ever have to sit through the dueling banjos of Van Susteran's Wisconsin accent coupled with Gov Pal's Alaskan twang again, I will shoot myself.