So I ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me But first niggas gotta find me
What's 50 grand to a muhfuka like me
Can you please remind me?
Ball so hard This shit crazy
~Kanye West, "Niggas in Paris"
Okay, Kanye, you win. I recant everything I have ever suggested about your being gay ("not that there's anything wrong with that"). Just please, please, PLEASE!!!! stop this Kim Kardashian nonsense.
I don't believe this relationship is any more real than your "relationship" with Shay the UK Bombshell
Or your "relationship" with Amber Rose
(why does Kanye always look like he was photo-shopped into these pictures)
But those publicity stunts were relatively harmless. Ms. Rose went on to play wifey with Wiz Khalifa and the Bombshell carried on being ridiculously endowed.
This Kardashian business, however, is toxic (holler at your boy, Lamar; give Kris Humphries a jingle). Nothing good will come out of it. Nothing good CAN come out of it. I mean, have you SEEN her sex video (with Ray J)? I have. So believe me when I tell you that even if I am willing to concede your non-gayness (and I AM, truly I am) not even the sex will be good.
Nothing good has ever come from putting three Ks together.
If, like noted cockhound Tom Cruise, you must persist in trawling for talent, trawl for TALENT.
Like the late, great George Carlin, I believe words are just words and they only have the power we give them but, in the interest of racial harmony and because I believe the "N" word is more often implied than stated, I suggest we substitute the word "suffix" for the "N" word.
For instance:"This will not be tolerated, suffix."
"We're trying to run a business here, suffix."
"I hate suffixes and I hate flies. The more I meet suffixes, the more I like flies."
And, of course, there's that old caucasian spiritual, "Too busy thinking about my suffixes, ain't got time for nothing else." (Sing along if you know the words).
But, again in the interest of racial harmony, we can agree to disagree. Ya'll still my suffixes.